
Golf Instruction
Anyone can play the game of golf. Golf requires practice and
some basic instruction on technique, equipment, rules and etiquette. In the
United States golfers can take lessons from professionals certified by the
Professional Golfers Association or the United State Golf Teachers' Federation,
study books or magazines, use trial-and-error on the course, or get tips from
practically anyone. The history of golf instruction is a fascinating story of
technical improvement and personalities, just like the game itself.A game hard
to master.
Golf students have different learning styles. There are Show-Me Golfers and
I-Am-What-I-Am Golfers. Show-me golfers are eager to try new ideas, new
equipment, new teachers, and new locations. They are the golfers most willing to
contemplate a complete rebuilding of the golf swing. Greg Norman is an example
of a Show-Me golfer. I-Am-What-I-Am golfers tend to more conservative in their
approach to new ideas and techniques, tend to favor their old clubs and tested
instruction techniques, and prefer tinkering with their swing rather than
rebuilding from scratch.
Golf instructors work at private clubs, public courses, resorts, driving ranges,
high schools and colleges, specialized golf schools, or in a private practice.
The most important things a golfer learns are correct posture, grip, alignment
and the golf swing itself. These are essential to every shot played in golf.
Qualified instructors teach either the Vardon (overlapping) grip, the
interlocking grip, or the baseball grip, depending on the student's hand size
and athletic abilities. Great ball-striking golfers all have great club position
at impact and tremendous swing velocity, generated by correct application of the
fundamentals.
Golf instructors (like the famous Robert Baker) teach multiple types of standard
shots, including driving, fairway shots, approaches, chipping, putting, and
sand-shots. Advanced instruction can teach techniques such as controlling the
"shape" of the shot, controlling loft, ball-stopping and spinning, playing off
uneven ground or sidehill lies, and trouble shots such as hitting out of the
woods. Consistent practice sessions are essential to the improvement of the
beginner golfer.
Instructors use a combination of physical conditioning, mental visualization,
classroom sessions, club fitting, driving range instruction, on-course play
under real conditions, and review of videotaped swings in slow motion to teach
golf.

Types of shots
A tee shot is the first shot played from a teeing ground. It is often made with
a driver (that is, a 1-wood) off a tee for long holes, or with an iron on
shorter holes. Traditionally a tee shot will ideally have a rather shallow
flight and long roll of the ball, while tee shots on short holes are flighted
higher and are expected to stop quickly. However newer research is swaying the
opinion of most golf professionals to be the contrary of that belief. Recent
improvements in golf equipment and ball technology has changed the optimum
launch conditions to a higher launch angle and lower spin rate.
A fairway shot is similar to a drive when done with a fairway wood. If accuracy
and distance control are required, irons are usually played from the fairway.
Irons or wedges are often used when playing from the rough. A tee may not be
used once the ball has been brought into play. Hence, playing from the fairway
may be more difficult depending on how the ball lies. A clean downward strike is
required to "pinch" the ball against the turf in order to get the ball airborne.
Mis-hits from the fairway include thin shots, also known as "skulls", and fat
shots, also known as "chunks". Thin shots are characterized by striking the
middle of the ball, while fat shots occur when the club strikes the turf behind
the ball.
A bunker shot is played when the ball is in a bunker (sand trap). It resembles a
pitch and is played with a "sand wedge". The sand wedge is designed with a wider
base allowing the club to skid in the sand. The bunker shot differs from other
golf shots in that the ball is not touched by the clubhead, but is lifted
together with an amount of sand.
Punch/Knockdown/Stinger: a low shot that carries through the air in order to
clear a low hanging tree branch or sometimes high winds. This shot is usually
played with a long iron (3, 4 or 5 iron), but if needed, a shorter iron may be
used.
On the green, a putter is used to putt the ball. The ball rolls on the ground,
ideally never becoming air-borne.
An approach shot is played into the green from outside the green, usually over
an intermediate or short distance. Types of approach shots are:
Pitch: an approach shot from anywhere between 30m and 90m from the green that
flies the ball onto or near the green. Depending upon conditions (wind, firmness
of fairway and green and/or contour of the green) a skilled player may hit a
high, soft landing shot with little roll or a low running shot attempting to
keep the ball in the air as much as possible. Depending upon the way the ball is
struck, this shot may roll out, stop or even spin backwards towards the player.
Pitch shots are usually hit with any club from a six iron to a lob wedge.
Flop: an even higher approach shot that stops shortly after it hits the ground.
It is used when a player must play over an obstacle to the green. It is usually
played with a sand wedge or a lob wedge, with the face laid wide open. This shot
has been popularized by golfer Phil Mickelson.
Chip: a low approach shot where the ball makes a shallow flight and then rolls
out on the green. Chips are made with a less lofted club than the "pitch" shot
or "lob" shot in order to produce the desired flatter trajectory.
Poor Shots
There are several possible causes of poor shots, such as poor
alignment of the club, wrong direction of swing, and off-center hits where the
clubhead rotates around the ball at impact. Many of these troubles are
aggravated with the "longer" clubs and higher speed of swing. Furthermore, the
absolute effect of a deviation will increase with a longer shot compared with a
short one.
For many people who play golf, the number and variety of poor shots is larger
than they would like. Consequently, many, many words have been found to describe
the shots--some of them are quite colorful. Some of the more common terms for
the poor shots are explained below:
Hook : The ball flight curves sharply to the left for a right-handed player (to
the right for left-handed players). A severe hook is commonly called a Duck-Hook
or a Snap hook.
Slice : The ball curves sharply to the right for a right-handed player (to the
left for left-handed players). For beginning golfers this is the typical outcome
of most shots. A severe slice is commonly referred to as a Banana-Slice or a
Banana-Ball.
Pull : For a right-handed player the ball is 'pulled' across the body and flies
to the left of the intended target without curvature (the ball flies to the
right for left-handed players). A Pull-Hook indicates that the ball started out
left of target and curved even further to the left. A Pull-Slice means the ball
starts out left then curves back to the right.
Push : The opposite of a Pull, where the ball is 'pushed' away from the body.
The ball flies to the right of the intended target for right-handed players (to
the left for left-handed players). A Push-Slice indicates that the ball started
out right of target and curved even further to the right. A Push-Hook means the
ball starts out right then curves back to the left.
Shank : The ball is struck by the hosel or the outer edge of the club rather
than the clubface and shoots sharply to the right for a right-handed player.
Thin or Blade or Skull : The ball is struck with the bottom edge of the club and
not its face. This may damage the surface of a golf ball with a soft cover
material, and may result in a stinging sensation in one's hands on a cold day.
Fat : A fat shot occurs when the club strikes the ground before the ball. A
large divot is usually produced along with a clubface covered in the divot.
Top : The topside of the ball is struck with the blade of the club. The result
usually consists of the ball rolling forward on the ground with much topspin.
Sky Ball or Pop-Up : The opposite of a Top. This occurs most frequently when
teeing the ball up too high, though sometimes a Sky Ball will occur when the
ball is sitting on top of long blades of grass and the club has space to pass
under the ball. The top side of the club strikes the bottom side of the ball and
forces the ball higher into the air than desired. A true sky ball occurs when
the ball travels farther vertically than it does horizontally.
Double-Hit : Hitting the ball twice in one swing. This occurs most often in
chipping or pitching, and is extremely rare in any other kind of shot. This is
commonly referred to as a T.C. Chen, named for the Taiwanese golfer who lead the
1985 U.S. Open by 5 shots on Sunday, wherein he double-hit a chip on the fifth
hole and made an eight, costing him the championship.
Flyer : This type of shot usually occurs when playing from deep rough. Grass
blades come between the club face and the ball, preventing the grooves of the
club from imparting maximum backspin on the ball. This loss of lift from
backspin will typically cause a lower, longer shot than a cleanly contacted
shot. The resulting flight of the ball is that the target is overshot by 10 or
more yards and the ball does not stop as quickly on the green.
Hood : Somewhere during the swing the clubface becomes more perpendicular to the
ground, or angled more toward the golfer. The clubface may strike the ground
first or get caught up in heavy rough. This results in the ball flying lower to
the ground than intended and usually resulting in a Pull as well.
Worm burner, Groundhog Killer or Sally Gunnel : The ball is hit extremely low to
the ground, or bounces rapidly across the ground, essentially "burning up worms"
or hitting groundhogs as it speeds along.
Chili Dip : A common miscue while chipping where the ball is flubbed only a few
feet forward. Sometimes referred to as a Chunk.
Fried Egg: This situation occurs when the ball lands in a sand bunker and does
not move from its landing spot. A small crater, or frying pan, encircles the
"egg" (golf ball), and makes the next shot a difficult one. This is more
commonly known as "plugged".
Foot Wedge : An illegal act of literally kicking one's ball to a better
location. The character Judge Smails uses this technique In the movie Caddyshack.
Whiff: Missing the ball completely after stepping up to hit counts as a stroke.
Usually results in a form of embarrassment, followed by another shot. May be
referred to as Practice Swing.
Iron Hooker: Holding the club too far forward causing a flicking action which
results in a major hook.
Gunnell: A Gunnell is a low shot where the club face makes contact with the top
of the ball. Shots that go ¾ distance in this manner are usually referred to as
a 'Gunnell', or 'A runner, but not a looker'. The expression originated in
England, and is a reference to former Olympic sprinter Sally Gunnell
Lateral: also known as a shank, occurs when the ball is hit off the hosel
resulting in a shot that travels more laterally than forward.
Golf Humor
Many jokes revolve around the game of golf, either as a setting for an otherwise generic punchline or as the target of a barb. Mark Twain's definition of golf was "a good walk spoiled". John McEnroe asked rhetorically, in reference to whether golf is a sport, "I thought a sport was where you had to run or something." Many business people like to say, "The worst day on the golf course, is better than the best day at work." It is also noted that J.R.R. Tolkien said that golf originated from hobbits, after Bullroarer Took knocked the goblin king Golfimbul's head off with a wooden club, sending it down a rabbit hole thus winning the battle and inventing golf at the same time. During a stand up comedy act, Robin Williams did an entire set related to the invention of the sport by drunk Scots.